Friday, January 13, 2006

TIME FOR A NEW LOOK
Check out my new look. I think the last time I had bangs was when I had my hair styled in a chelsey's cut (which to this day when I unearth photos from my album I promptly eat them so that no living eyes can trigger those few brain cells that can remeber my hair in that terrible style). The bangs look smart on me and I was geting many good comments from my friends on the new do. New do! EW! I SAID IT! I give you permission to slap me in the face for saying that... but would you slap this face? Maybe? Promise?

Starmen!!
Did I ever mention how much I enjoy the company of Starmen? Today's chosen conversation was on the topic of Hell and what does on in the hot place. Being Too Rude- too true, I understand the true meaning of Hell. YES! Hell's around my corner where I shelter! I kid you not! Every once and a while I have to go to the local BiWay to buy cheap Tuesday underpants and I have to walk right outside of the looming Hell office since there is no way to get to BiWay without crossing Hell's path. Once, my inquizitive mind got the better of me and I walked into the main doors and asked if they were hiring cause the Photo Job was getting on my nerves. I discovered that it wasnt really Hell, just one of their Eastern Canadian offices where the majority of their manuals and doctrines were written, translated, and filed. I asked how much the job paid- a little more then the minium but loaded with what they called "Hot" benifits, so I decided to take the tour.
In one room, a hundred writers were chained to their desks over overclocked PC's running Windows ME while red deamons laid into them with whips yelling, "THE MEETING IS IN 5 MINUTES! THE MEETING IS IN 5 MINUTES!"
I was not impressed. "Is this what I would be doing?" I asked.
"Oh no, we need a full time writer to work in the Heaven department."
Heaven, huh?? I imagine pristeen white tile, cakes and pie's piled up higher then me, "sad" tall boys carring boxes pass my desk...
We go into the room labled "Heaven Dept." and a hundred writers are chained to their desks over PC's beeping every two minutes from annoying pop up windows while red deamons lay into them with whips yelling, "THE MEETING IS IN 5 MINUTES! THE MEETING IS IN 5 MINUTES!"
"Woah, woah, hey!" I yell. "This room is just the same as all the other Hell writer's departments! Why is this the Heaven Department?"
"Cause the work actualy gets printed here...."

While your rolling your eyes in disgust- read my post from todays forum.

Kornflake: "Hello, and welcome to Hell- you have the information desk, how may I direct your call?"
Phone Guy: "Ah yes, I did't mean to call... I mean... I woke up this morning and looked into my fridge and saw some green furry stuff growing on top of some left overs..."
Kornflake: "Mumhhumm..."
Phone Guy: "Yeah... and so I yelled 'What the Hell is this' and suddenly this phone appeared in my hands and immediately dialed into what I think is you call desk..."
Kornflake: "Muhhumm..."
Phone Guy: "And, uh... ha ha, well... I don't know what’s... hey- maybe you could tell me what the hell that was."
Kornflake: "That's YOUR problem buddy."
Phone Guy: "For an information desk, your not very informative."
Korflake: "Hell yeah!"
Phone Guy: (eerie silence)
Kornflake: "Thank you for your call, and please, go to hell!"

@ Friday, January 13, 2006

ALL ABOUT ANNK!

I am a painter, I eat, sleep, talk. I slack, I do housework. I write stories, I watch TV, use the computer.
I hail from Milton, my friends are from Milton. We live, we drink coffee, we sleep in little beds.

We are just like you only maybe not as close.

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MY LOVELIST

I love...
apple juice, cookies, warm summer mornings, books, cotton fibers, pastel coffee mugs, holidays, flowers, French,  rainy days, fresh laundry smell.

I also love playing Earthbound!

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MY  HATELIST

People who smell like pea soup.


HOW TO GET AN ANNK

- I like flowers. Girls like flowers.

- I like comic books- ones with crazy stories in them. That is a sure win.

- I need spray paint... to umm... decorate. Girls are totally into that decorating crap.

- I have my eyes on Leonard Cohen's new book of poems.

- I like video games so make sure you buy lots of tokens for the arcade at the theater.

Recently bought CD:
The Breeders Last Splash- Third time buying this album and this time is for keeps!


Please leave me a message and I will bet back to you ASAP!


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